Remember our Mystery Dildo? Well, we had a meeting and were like 'what if we did that... but egg?' (Yes, this is literally how our product development goes).

So here we are, completely unoriginal but honestly? Still iconic:

• One of our most coveted eggs
• Colour and firmness will be chosen at random
• Sometimes the best ideas are just remixes of the classics (and we're not even sorry about it)